What do you get if you cross badgers tunnelling under the drive and an oil delivery tanker?
Great big holes in the drive.
Luckily I was on hand to fix it.
Hello – it’s Inigo. I was one a few days ago and had a lovely birthday.
I spent the day with the Big m and d at Bristol zoo (shhhh don’t tell Wilfred – he doesn’t know!)
We saw lions and fish and flamingos and gorillas and monkeys and butterflies and smelly pigmy hippos and snakes and rodents and bugs and lots of other animals