This week the Big D and I went to London for my kidney appointment. At hospital I met Mr Catastrophe and he made me a balloon alien for being a good patient.
Once we were finished I took the Alien for a tour round The British Museum so he could see the history of our planet.
First we ate some lunch – he was hungry having travelled so far from space
Then we looked round
We saw some Egyptian mummies. I explained that these were different to mummy
And then I showed him my newly acquired fossil knowledge by spotting another ammonite
After that we ran out of time so had to catch the train home again
He’s settled in quite well at home; for an alien.