Bed head

I have devised a new sleep index. I think it will take off. It is based around the state of your hair in the morning.

For instance this morning’s look:

This bird’s nest of a style signifies deep but active sleep.

Whereas yesterday’s do (unfortunately no photo) was nice and neat illustrating a deep and still night. And there are many styles in between! No doubt the BMJ will be knocking at my door soon enough wanting to publish… You heard it here first!