Spider Van

I think the big M has had a nervous break down. We drove back from London with yet another van load of our stuff (one more and we’re definitely done) – I honestly don’t know how the big M & D fitted it all in one flat. When we got in the van there were a few cobwebs. This made her a little bit nervous being an arachnophobe. However, she has made amazing progress since moving to the country so she made the big D have a hunt around and off we went. All was fine… Until sundown … and then the entire cab quite literally came alive. It was like some budget horror movie. The big D having avoided a pile up whilst the big M flailed around managed to find somewhere to stop and ejected as many of the beasties as possible… We’re talking around 30. The big m deigned to get back in but was on high alert on the 30 min drive home armed with the torch on her phone and her shoe. We found a further 8 spiders. To add insult to injury when we finally got home there was a spider on the front door!

The moral of the story don’t hire a van from enterprise if you don’t like spiders!

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