Working 9 to 5

Yesterday I started my career as an office assistant.

The big M has got her office/sewing room up and running and we needed to submit a pr plan to her new client. I was very helpful. I rearranged all her paperwork and then put it very neatly in the fireplace, I made sure she stayed hydrated by offering her my water on a regular basis, I entertained her with my salient burbling and at times I helped type. I’m very good at working the ipad. I also FaceTimed my godmother a number of times when the big m wasn’t watching. Finally I distributed all my toys to all corners of the room so that we could have a treasure hunt at going home time. All in all a good day’s work. Dolly would be proud.

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